5S Funny Farm

5S Funny Farm is your source for all-natural meats, excavation, dirt work, and full-service land management.

At 5S Funny Farm, beef is more than just a product—it’s family and a way of life.

We take pride in providing high-quality, all-natural steroid and hormone-free Angus beef with only one ingredient: beef. Raised by our family and enjoyed by yours. Along with our premium meats, we offer excavation, dirt work, and full-service land management to meet all your land and land improvement needs.

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High-Quality Angus Beef

Once you taste our high-quality, all-natural, locally raised Angus beef available in our meat market or online, you’ll never return to grocery store meats again.

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Excavation & Dirt Work

5S Funny Farm offers comprehensive excavation and dirt work services, including land clearing and mulching, tailored to meet all your project needs.

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Farm Services

5S Funny Farm offers comprehensive haying and land management services, including aeration, custom baling, pasture mowing, winter pasture planting, and feral hog damage repair.

At 5S Funny Farm, we’re more than just a meat market—we’re a family-run farm committed to bringing something unique to your table, your family, and our community. Along with our locally raised, all-natural, steroid and hormone-free Angus beef, we offer comprehensive haying and land management services. Whether it’s aeration, custom baling, pasture mowing, winter pasture planting, or repairing damage caused by feral hogs, we handle the tough work so you can enjoy country living without the hassle of expensive equipment or managing the land yourself.

Our farm-to-table meats, including pork, lamb, and goat, are more than just products—they represent a way of life for us. When you serve our all-natural, steroid and hormone-free Angus beef, you’re giving your family high-quality meat with just one ingredient—beef. No lengthy ingredient lists, no additives. Our livestock are raised right here on our family farm, where we control what they’re fed to ensure the best taste.

We take no shortcuts in the work we put into perfecting our beef, hormone-free pork, lamb, and goat. All of our meats are processed humanely in a fully USDA plant, where it is then vacuum sealed and flash-frozen for maximum freshness and flavor. Because our Angus cattle live on our family farm, we can control what they’re fed, which ensures the tastiest farm-to-table experience for your family. At 5S we believe that a happy, healthy animal, raised naturally, produces a better cut of meat.

That’s why our beef tastes better.

We pride ourselves on giving you the best quality experience whether you shop with us online or visit our meat market in person. Our handcrafted approach to our work allows us to interact with our customers, helping them to decide the best cuts of meat for their needs and even how to prepare it.

So join the family. Stop by our meat market today and enjoy all-natural, farm-to-table Angus beef tonight.

You deserve beef that tastes better.