Meat

High-Quality Angus Beef

At 5S Funny Farm, we are more than just a meat market. We are a family-run farm offering all-natural, top-quality all-natural steroid and hormone-free Angus beef raised locally on our farm in Hallsville, Texas. Not everyone needs a side of beef, and that’s okay. At our meat market, we’ll get to know you and your family’s needs so we can provide you with the best cuts of our high-quality, locally raised beef. We can even help you with ways to cook and use your Angus beef. Once you taste our high-quality, all-natural, locally raised Angus beef available in our meat market or online, you’ll never return to grocery store meats again.

Other Meats

At 5S Funny Farm, we also offer pork, lamb, and goat. Like our beef, these meats are raised locally on our farm using no chemicals. Our animals are all steroid and antibiotic-free to provide your family with the best quality and best-tasting cuts of meat. At 5S we believe that a happy, healthy animal, raised naturally, produces a better cut of meat.